Hey. I'm SQUEENEYTODD in the LAND OF STEAM AND CARDS.
I'm a nerdfighter who likes many things. Oh right, and my chumhandle is melodicRecluse.
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Anonymous asked: She used her hair as a mustache I'm crying omfg ok anyway yeah thank you like a bajillion times and I hope you have a fabulous rest of your nightblogging experience and then the rest of the day
good night to you too and have fun with the alpha kid magic
Anonymous asked: First chapter and I'm already laughing because *“You’re a beautiful, sexy, Asian woman and you don’t need no man!” Roxy suddenly screams into the sky before inhaling a rain drop and doubling over to cough and dry heave onto the pavement.* is a thing omg
the entire thing is gold
“Oh yes. He has puppets, Roxy! And hundreds of these… these ludicrous, embarrassing little dolls with… with noses shaped like… like…!” you have trouble saying it, so you lean forward and whisper in Roxy’s ear. “Peepees.”
“Oh no, not the peepees!”
im gonna use the grimbark jade sprite till it is 6ft under
Anonymous asked: THANK YOU
no prob, hope you enjoy it as much as i am at 1 am
Anonymous asked: Please direct me to this quality fic because omg I'm laughing just looking at the parts you posted
all right tho it’s dirkjane just so you know
I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve
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