literallysokka:

patronussouldream:

Sokka and his Moose Lion.

THIS IS WONDERFUL

bizarro-sai:

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

micdotcom:

Fans are taking ‘Where’s Gamora?’ into their own hands

As many frustrated fans have pointed out online, much of the official Guardians of the Galaxy merchandise leaves out Gamora, one of the movie’s five titular Guardians, played by Zoe Saldana. Though Gamora has an equal amount of screen time as her male colleagues, and Saldana is second-billed after Chris Pratt, Gamora is mysteriously absent in some egregious ways.

Unfortunately, this is nothing new

apparently boys can’t wear pictures of women on their shirts

as opposed to women … who also aren’t allowed to wear pictures of women on their shirts

ARE there gotg shirts made for women?? 

You should groveling in shame, Children’s Place. Burn ‘em, internet. Burn ‘em good.

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

yes everyone join the steve carlsberg defense squad until further notice

squeeneytodd:

but really people who are like “woah steve isnt that bad after all” as if cecil doesn’t exaggerate or lie about anything

he ran the barber out of town for cutting carlos’ hair and lied about steve’s scones and insinuated that steve didnt care about janice at all i mean i like cecil but he’s always been creepy and probs unreliable 

TAGS: #WAIT PPL LEGIT THOUGHT STEVE WAS BAD BEFORE #UNRELIABLE NARRATORS HET UR SHIT TOGETHER

ye like people legit hated steve because cecil hated him

miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

'Cecil is just trying to protect his sister and janice!!'

its night vale they have just as much of a chance of death as everyone else in town

cecil’s probs been ‘re-educated’ a million times

yeah he fought against desert bluffs but he’s basically a puppet to his own gov anyway

but really people who are like “woah steve isnt that bad after all” as if cecil doesn’t exaggerate or lie about anything

he ran the barber out of town for cutting carlos’ hair and lied about steve’s scones and insinuated that steve didnt care about janice at all i mean i like cecil but he’s always been creepy and probs unreliable 

finnishlapphundblog:


This is Hazel! She is a rescue, so we don’t really know her mix for sure. But pretty sure there is some Lappie in there. And yes, she always has that big, dumb grin on her face. 

Such a cutie! :)

finnishlapphundblog:

This is Hazel! She is a rescue, so we don’t really know her mix for sure. But pretty sure there is some Lappie in there. And yes, she always has that big, dumb grin on her face. 

Such a cutie! :)

oh
people who always believed everything cecil says about other people